egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 29, 2019

bum

an asswhole and poo come out of it

my bum has poo in it

by yfcgchghb yet July 15, 2018

Bum ole

It’s a flirty way of calling someone something

Man: Ligma

Girl: Shup you bum ole

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023

bum creame

Creame for your bum

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

bums

A slander for being a homeless person/bum in danish

Hey do you remember that guy who begged us for money the other day?
Yeah he was a real bums.

by BumsMan74 July 11, 2022

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025