Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy

Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy

by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019

anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Bloody Anal Game

It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses

Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game

*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay February 8, 2019