When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.
Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.
by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021
Get the Wet Slubbingmug. Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.
Similar to antiquing.
Similar to antiquing.
I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole
by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024
Get the Wet Zeppolemug. when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.
isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals
isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals
isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway
by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021
Get the wetmug. Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
by Astro333 May 18, 2023
Get the Grabbing a wet canmug. (verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022
Get the Wet Turtle Creammug. Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021
Get the Get Your Socks Wetmug. by Jules225 November 30, 2017
Get the wet dangelomug.