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small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
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Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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ego battling

mostly happens on battlegrounds/skill-demanding video games like CS:GO, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Valorant etc.
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef
- i already won you 9 times in a row why are u still yapping lol
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he
by neverGoIntoBlackpill October 10, 2025
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Ego

John Anigbogu, a bitch who does not care about feelings and cares about himself
YOu hAvE a huge Ego
by asdf128394 June 4, 2018
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ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else
See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.
by Dream smasher August 20, 2016
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Raw dogging my ego

It's when a person gives you a huge confidence boost without any kind of prompt. It's like they're your own person hypeman.
Man, that chick was raw dogging my ego and talking about how great I am in bed.
by Kauai-kimo March 10, 2025
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