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weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.
" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "
by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016
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ass weasel

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.
Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.
by that'sariot March 12, 2009
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Weasel-Lord

A great all-mighty weasel watching over us all the time. He is a bit perverted but it doesn't matter because he is almighty weasel lord!!!
Do not use the weasel-lord in vane!!
by Kromyan October 13, 2009
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Pickle Weasel

1) A word of complete randomness shouted as if to endanger public safety. Ex. Instead of 'FIRE' shout 'PICKLE WEASEL'

2) When one is confused, pickle weasel is a term used as substitution for an answer to a question given by a teacher, instructor or professor.
1)*randomly shouts* PICKLE WEASEL


2) Mr. Hohlt: Jenna, what is the answer to number two?

Jenna: Uhh..uhh..uh..*drool* PICKLE WEASEL *slobber*
by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004
mugGet the Pickle Weaselmug.

cheese weasel

One who removes the cheese and/or toppings of another person's pizza.
Get your mitts off my pizza, you cheese weasel.
by SabreFreek July 22, 2010
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weed weasel

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone
No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .
by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008
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weasel treats

The act of a woman rewarding a man's good behaviour by performing fellacio.
Dan was extremely polite when Rita's parents were over for dinner so that he could expect to receive weasel treats later.
by dyvee April 26, 2006
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