physics wanker

A dweeb who gets his kicks by playing with 'male' and 'female' plugs in his lab.

He's staying late in the lab again? What a physics wanker. I hope he's got some surge protection.

by Gary LeCanard November 11, 2014

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016

biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.

by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007

Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.

Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.

by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011