can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.
by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014
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whoop dub

A shot consisting of an even amount of grape faygo and 80 proof vodka. Must be no less than 3 ounces and no more than 4 ounces.
"My boy hambone is drunk off 3 whoop dubs"
"Damn, that's lit, wanna hit this blunt?"
by Juggalo-Jay July 18, 2020
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whoop that top

A phrase once used to describe an act of harm towards someone else. Alternatively it can be used as a reference for a homosexual act.
Hey bud, what do you say we finish these Martinis and I take you back to my place and whoop that top?
by BbreezyFTW November 05, 2017
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bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
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Whoop mahliee

Well thought out skitz manoeuvre that never ends, but never fails to impress
Warning: can result in spinal injury or becoming a vegetable
“Oi Macca do a whoop mahliee off shez’ coffin”
by Babydaddysgirl June 02, 2021
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wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.
by FiringShotsAgressively December 27, 2015
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Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass
Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow
by SilBil89 March 03, 2012
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