selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

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by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Black Volcano

When you cum inside of a black woman's ass, and she Diarrheas up into the air making a fine geyser of cum, and shit.

Wow. Teresa offered if she wanted to do a black volcano with me, and it was amazing.

by SemenButtchugger April 16, 2023

Love Volcano

When a person gets a nosebleed during sex and makes out with the other person; without wiping their face.

"Did you Carol's face last night? She totally got a Love Volcano. She should get tested for STD's"

by Halfofatoothpastetube December 7, 2019

Furry Volcano

When a furry shoves their tail into their anus while suffering from diarrhea. They allow the diarrhea to build up, before pulling out the tail & letting the diarrhea spray, like a volcano.

Person 1: What do you do in your free time?
Person 2: I like doing a furry volcano.
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 1: I’ll show you!

by Rob The Slumlord November 7, 2023

American Volcano

The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano

Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.

by Spedmuffin1 July 18, 2011