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Angry volcano 

Angry volcano - when a girl that smokes weed or whatever you prefer, sucks your dick and gets your dick hard while blowing smokes around it.
Girlfriend: light it up...

Friend: puff puff pass

Girlfriend: you wanna see an angry volcano?

Friend: sure...

Girlfriend: pulls his pants down and sucked it to get hard and takes a fat rip and sucks it again while blowing cloud of smoke on your dick

Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.
Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

Sacred Volcano Erection Effect 

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.

California volcano burger 

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay
Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger

dance on a volcano 

Basically riding a cock to orgasm. Best if "Dance On A Volcano" by Genesis playing in background. Self-explanatory.
I tried the Dance On A Volcano last night with my gf. I'm single now.
dance on a volcano by GraffAhem August 4, 2018

selling your neighbor volcano insurance 

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night