A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with
female volcanic
beauty, spiritual arousal and holy
lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little
junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer
beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner
beauty.
- N: Pfft.