trash trail

Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.

OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.

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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."

by Phalamjola October 25, 2010

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chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

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Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.

Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?

by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011

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Trailing Glory

The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.

You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.

"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"

(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"

by Colden August 5, 2008

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dirty trails

When someone inserts a toy truck into their partner's anus, then removes it and then rolls it up their back, leaving a dirty trail of tire marks along their spine.

"No more dirty trails tonight! We've run out of hot wheels!"

by ChaoticallyAngelic April 29, 2014

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