tommy pencil

A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.
by Raechelle, Allison April 22, 2008
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tommy

The guy you see sitting in the back of the classroom jerking off the the word the teacher is saying.
by HOOOOYY_YYAAHH!!!!!! December 06, 2017
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Tommy

A fat retard who may be able to walk around outside the door or in your house like a gangster but would fall over if you touch him
Bruh you a fat retard Tommy
by Funny bugger March 14, 2020
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Tommy Boy

The verb derived from the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley. It means to bend your door all the way the wrong way, just like Tommy in the movie.
"Chris backed in to that pole with his door open and tommy boyed it."
by iamright November 30, 2004
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Tommy 85

The name of a controversial homosexual pornography site, where many gay male pornstars began their successful careers. Some of the most famous include Stevie "the Sucker" and Leroy "Black Thunder". However, this cite was censored by the United States government in 1997 due to great profanity.
Dude that noob posed on Tommy 85! Ooo snap!
by George H. W. B. K. Bush February 02, 2007
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Tommie Network

Stream of ejaculate dripping from woman to woman to woman and eventually back to some dudes at Carlson School of Management.

You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.
St Thomas "Apply to St Thomas! We have a great School network called the Tommie Network! It basically GaUarAnTeeS you to land a bUSiNeSs JoB befORe you even graduate! Tee-hee! all you have to do is take 3 years of theology, 3 of philosophy and 4 years of bullshit vocab! then youre set!"

Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."

Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."
by BasedDe September 17, 2020
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Tommy D

To absolutely destroy a piece of work with 100% commitment.
I Tommy D'eed that piece of work!
by The lads (yeah done) March 03, 2009
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