The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 12, 2019
The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
by fam It's Lit April 06, 2017
A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 19, 2014
It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 05, 2017
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