A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.
M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010
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Monica: ohhh I never thought
Monica: ohhh I never thought
by Thick mamba July 30, 2018
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I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.
by Jax77 September 21, 2015
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Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
by robin_writes December 7, 2016
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Carlos: She cheated on me fam. Twice. And I thought I loved her.
Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.
Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.
by Yen And Zen January 28, 2017
Get the These Thots Ain't Thoughts mug.Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
by UrMomAtMyPlace.net April 13, 2020
Get the Math class thoughts mug.A running joke for the book Keeper of the Lost Cities: Flashback by Shannon Messenger Linh and Sophie were annoying Tam.
“Linh grinned. “I think I need to get Happy Shadow Thoughts embroidered on a tunic for you- with a bunch of smiley faces.”
“I definitely think I need to see him wear that,” Sophie agreed. “Especially if it’s pink.”
“Hot pink,” Linh decided. “With sparkly letters.”
“And it should say Angry echoes-beware! on the back!” Sophie added.”
“I definitely think I need to see him wear that,” Sophie agreed. “Especially if it’s pink.”
“Hot pink,” Linh decided. “With sparkly letters.”
“And it should say Angry echoes-beware! on the back!” Sophie added.”
by emilycno January 30, 2023
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