Thomas 

Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany

Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber

Thomas by John Fulker March 24, 2010

Thomas 

A bottom feeding douche bag with a self esteem so low that this person must constantly degrade other people just to feel good about themselves. All of the bravado and big talking in the world cannot make up for how small the penis is on one of these people.

Girl A: God i wish that guy over there would stop messing with my boyfriend.
Girl B: Dont worry, he's just the neighborhood Thomas.

Thomas by Hue_Jass69 May 21, 2011

Thomas 

A super twin

Thomas and the gang stopped the crime.

Thomas by Catwalker1976 December 20, 2016

thomas 

all around good guy with a power to steal other peoples girlfriend and can fuck your mom

damn thomas stop fucking my mom

thomas by lebron james455555 December 4, 2017

Thomas 

The grossest smelliest man alive who has an odor of mayo with a very small microscopic penis. Girls run away when seeing this hunk of shit. Typically snitches on parties when not invited, which is all the time, typically has very few friends, and a lot of chest hair on that big tummy

Wow look at that disgusting piece of shit, wow must be a Thomas

Thomas by Robs Gay February 1, 2018

Thomas 

Typically some on with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build runways on.

Why u thomas. U mad a demechie

Thomas by God of girlzzzzzz v0.2 February 26, 2018

thomas 

bald fattie.

you lookin like a thomas.

thomas by thomaoooo December 11, 2018