Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass

Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist

by OpieLove January 16, 2023

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion

Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day

by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017

MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness

1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"

by dumbasian January 19, 2010

Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross

Ross is a thick cunt

by Mrng17 October 21, 2018

thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016