Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.
Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.
by FlyerDave October 22, 2017
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thick chicken

"Damn, did you see that chicken back there? That was a thick chicken."
by Princess Breana January 13, 2018
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Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion
Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day
by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017
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MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness
1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"
by dumbasian January 19, 2010
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Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross
by Mrng17 October 21, 2018
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thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
by Idiotcarl February 13, 2016
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