Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.

Look at that guy! This rockin’ the wibble wobble!

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

Wobbles

when you can fight and you prob from la or the bay if you say this

Nick: We could squabble in the alley onna dead homies
Me: You ain got no wobbles fr

by zyyjonies August 22, 2022

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021