Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.

While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

white trash wedding

When two gay men go back and forth sharing breath after one of them has just inhaled poppers and the other has just taken a big hit from a bong or pipe ( usually filled with T). The high from the drug along with the rush from the poppers and the slowly decreasing amount of oxygen combine for a fun ride.

Hey man would you like to do a white trash wedding?

by Joey joe September 24, 2023

Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.

José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."

by synergie March 31, 2020

wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015