by twizzy May 12, 2014
A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 09, 2019
by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 08, 2020
The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.
AKA: dad virus
AKA: dad virus
by El Todd April 06, 2009
by Fursey O'Veebee July 09, 2020
by Da Guy 5 April 17, 2012
a virus taking over girls in which they get taken advantage of and lied to by a guy who is talking to their bestfriend and/or other girl(s) at the same time. getting played.
eunice caught that CF Virus, i told her to watch out for him and now she ended up hurt while he goes on and infects other innocent girls.
by Elwawo May 10, 2009