Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

Vegan beef

When you have fake beef with someone

Emery Birmingham has vegan beef with some elf bitch

by Ava Weiner February 18, 2019

beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff

by Grassseed July 14, 2018

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

vegan beauty

Beauty Products that don’t contain any animal or insect derived bi-products and or In their Ingredients list such as;
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen

And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.

(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.

Veganmakeupshare uses only Vegan Beauty Products.

by Veganmakeupshare December 29, 2017

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017