Jack Tang

Man Jack Tang is at it again smh.
by 84thoukid32 March 01, 2020
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Texpo Tang

A GUY WHO PRETENDS TO BE SMART ALL THE TIME AND GET SCOLDED BY EVERY TEACHER.
Texpo Tang is a lazy smart guy.

He shouldn’t be the VCP of the class.
by Fat duck pro December 22, 2022
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Tang Pipe

A gay action where one male sticks his penis in a orange or lemon then proceeds to get the other male to suck the fruit off
Male 1: I’ll blow you only if it’s a tang pipe
Male 2: Do you have any lemons or oranges
Male 1: Ya!

Male 2: Ok. Gimme 5 minutes then come back. Let the juices soak in.
by John Stiff Cock April 09, 2018
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capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.
Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!
by samuelwhoooohooooo November 03, 2008
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 26, 2011
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Krim Tang

The true name of sponge bob and our true leader.
ALL HAIL KRIM TANG!
"hey have you seen the new episode of Krim Tang yet?"
"man Krim Tang is hot"
I wanna bang Krim Tang
by Krim Tang supremist October 18, 2022
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bootie tang

It's like Pootie tang, but it's about the booty!
Jaime has got the bootie tang
by Django December 03, 2017
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