subway cock

A majestic 12 inch beast of a penis.
Have you seen Paul's massive subway cock?! It's at least a footlong!
by imtheonedontwayaton May 07, 2017
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a subway

Code word for a foot long epic dump.

A foot being 12 inches or 300mm in the metric world.
I got paid today at work today for sitting on the throne and delivering a subway!
by dredgerman February 28, 2017
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subways of your mind

Formerly known as the most mysterious song on the internet, subways of your mind is a song recorded by german rock band Fex. The first attempt to identify the song happened in 2007. The song was recorded from a radio broadcast in 1984, with the master tape for this version still being lost as of now. Despite this, several versions of the song have surfaced following the identification of the song and band.
A demo from 1983
A rehearsal from 1984
The final mix of the song (this was the one broadcast on the radio, the official release is sourced from a copy that the keyboard player had)
A live performance from 1985
An acoustic performance in 2024 (notably broadcast on the same station the song was first recorded from)
by Bossboy28 February 17, 2025
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African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.
"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."
by bukkit7 May 22, 2018
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Subway surf

A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it

Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.

Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 09, 2022
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working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able
Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?
by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021
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