triple science

A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.

Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*

by thegangster April 22, 2020

Tonality Science

The scientific study of the tones individuals use to express a word.

Carlos was listening to Grand Funk Railroad play "The Loco-Motion" and was amazed by the singer's adroit use of tonality to each time he expressed a word or a few of them in succession convey a message or messages which were quite a little different, complimented, or reinforced the words he sang. He realized tonality was but has not been raised to the level of a science, and coined the term Tonality Science to go in that direction.

by but for October 25, 2017

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

Supernatural Sciences

Supernatural sciences, also referred as extranatural sciences and as spiritual sciences are sciences that are about dealing with supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics/metaphysics as a part of nature, where it is necessary to be studied with an objective-subjective mixed methodology. Supernatural sciences usually seeks the creation of their own methods and supernatural sciences are part of logical supernaturalism.

"Supernatural sciences are the main area of study of logical supernaturalism and of technosupernaturalism."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021