Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"

I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.

by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014

blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.

We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.

by Nogdog October 16, 2014

Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.

You can't have my furry pretzel!

by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011

Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group

Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am

by Chutena April 22, 2021

Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals.

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

by Kachinonai April 27, 2024

Pretzel

When you combine weed and tobacco together

“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.

“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”

by kosarosa March 13, 2023