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pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her
by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
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pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!
"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"
by danis December 14, 2014
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The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.
by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017
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damp pretzel

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel
by wet pretzel April 28, 2022
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fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease
Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!
by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011
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Brazilian Pretzel

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.
by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020
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Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025
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