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Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
by Lizard Len March 2, 2014
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Pit lizard

A women who walks around any race track pits supporting who ever just to sleep with them at the end of the night
Bro, Shay day is so ran through. She is such a pit lizard. She’s slept with every racer at mobile int’l and five flags
by Minute man July 27, 2022
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Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.
Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.
by kale hag February 26, 2015
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Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course
Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn
by Seannoob March 14, 2022
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Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard
Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass
by Slaysause June 29, 2022
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
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lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.
Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.
by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017
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