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Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.
Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019
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Tromboner

When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by

or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know?

(Go trombonists)
Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face

Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner
by AnonymousGurl7654 May 20, 2018
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Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
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Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.
"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."
by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020
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tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name
what is that
oh thats a tromboner
oh cool can i play
by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020
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sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
by goon451 November 18, 2020
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Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
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