An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
Get the great horny toadsmug. by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019
Get the Toad in the holemug. It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.
Guy: im not feeling anything
Girl : is it in, are we having sex?
Guy: yes!
Girl: You have a penis toad.....
Girl : is it in, are we having sex?
Guy: yes!
Girl: You have a penis toad.....
by Je12619 July 12, 2012
Get the Penis Toadmug. The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.
Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.
by Cpage July 1, 2008
Get the Toad´s Mouthmug. When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!
by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017
Get the Djibouti Toad Hopmug. The act of rolling your partner on their back and stripping them, then rubbing mustard on your stomach a fucking them while you jump like a frog
by Skeeter Hawk December 8, 2014
Get the yellow bellied toadmug. by Social prescriber May 9, 2023
Get the blue eyed toadmug.