muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

puppet show

An act, usually performed by a basement-dwelling male, that involves broadcasting ones scrotum over the Internet for fun or profit.

Roommate 1: Why is our broadband connection so slow right now?

Roommate 2: Oh, Brandon must be downstairs giving another puppet show to his girlfriend in Chicago.

by daddyfatsax October 28, 2007

puppet government

it's pretty self explanatory, but if it's still fuzzy, I have examples.

it's what we have in the states. and what iraq will have next week.

pesudo soveirnty (yeah, that word i can never spell)

don't you think it's odd that shrubya is smart enough to run a country but dumb enough to choke on a pretzel?

most people already know who is really running our country

all heil dick cheney

by rise up rise against June 21, 2004

Puppet Master

A verb. A dance move that involves the excessive flailing of another's limbs. When a man "grinds up on a girl" he proceeds to take her arms and move them around much like she is a puppet. The origins of this dance come from when men dance with women of greater proportions, since larger women are often less enthusiastic and lifeless dancers the men will therefore help her, much like a puppet master will do for his/her dolls. Though it happens mostly with big girls it is simply a way of demeaning one's dance partner and therefore can be performed on anyone.

"Damn, do you remember pulling out the Puppet Master last night on that heifer at the bar? She was having none of it."

by Noriega4 November 16, 2009

sex puppet

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought

kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!

by robby & kyle June 12, 2004

Cunt Puppet

A person who is a total fucking useless waste of skin; a complete fucking slut; someone who carries more STD's then Teeth.

Katie: You are a useless father.
Me: Shut the Fuck up Cunt Puppet!

by YT (Yours Truly) February 4, 2009