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mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).
She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.
by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022
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Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
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Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
by Kfor83 November 12, 2021
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Zucker Mommy

You @jalienss
I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.
by TheBigCoom December 6, 2021
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emily's mommy

the hottest milf you have ever seen
emily's mommy is a milf #penis #pur
by robokio March 2, 2022
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blue mommy

a very famous, sexy artist on Twitter.
by blue mommy May 8, 2021
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Freak mommy

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!
by Yumm Yumm July 7, 2010
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