michael

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.

Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!

by mylunatuna July 30, 2012

michael

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.

We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.

by TxTnks November 10, 2007

Michael

The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!

Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!

by manny1222333 December 13, 2010

Michael

likes golf

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf

by greek queen goddess November 24, 2021

Michael

Michael is somebody else, he wants to love life to the fullest, and enjoy the small moments, he is pretty nice once you get to know him, even though he hates himself, he has a bit of an ego but, will eventually overcome it, he wants something more in life, he doesn't know what he wants but he just wants something different, he cares for most people, and will do what he can to support others and help the people he loves

What do you want Michael?
I dont know, something that isn't this

by EastEndMike June 15, 2020

Michael

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by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021

michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to

“hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever”

by puppyslvt March 10, 2022