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Matthew

A sexy beast longing to lose his virginity by the age of 10
Really wild and horny Matthew is the guy
by HORNY GIRL July 16, 2015
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Matthew

A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.
Look at Matthew, he's horny again.
by cuddles6350439 June 28, 2011
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Matthew

A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.
Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us
by bob boby November 4, 2017
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Matthew

A pretty cool guy that has your back no matter what. He may seem like a weird person, but you get used to that one you get to know him. He will always bring you up at your saddest times and he will never betray you.
He's a good matthew
by Lolol plz no one use this name December 20, 2016
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Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is
Matthew is such a Geordie
by ggedab December 13, 2017
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Matthew

Someone who bigs themselves up too much
Shut up matthew, you’re not that great
by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019
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Matthew

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean
by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019
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