Lego is the littlest of them all(Like a fucking anchor). He is kind and shy but he is Veslač after all. If u step in him u will regret.
by Boujanče123 November 21, 2021

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves
“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”
by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

by Im_bored_kys December 20, 2023

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess
1.for fun
2.as a proventative of intrusion
3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created
Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Usess
1.for fun
2.as a proventative of intrusion
3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created
Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”
Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation
Kid : dad can I get out the Lego
Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego
Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation
Kid : dad can I get out the Lego
Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego
Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021

When the doodle jump O//////O
by Sooodoughnim March 24, 2021

A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023
