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Lego

Lego is the littlest of them all(Like a fucking anchor). He is kind and shy but he is Veslač after all. If u step in him u will regret.
Hey who is the kid over there.
Oh, that is not kid, that is Lego, and he is older than you
by Boujanče123 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Legomug.
The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves
“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”
by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024
mugGet the The Lego movie eats taco bellmug.

Lego

It's a fcuking toy made for bich ass 9 year olds
Person 1:I'ma go play with my Legos. Person 2: Ok other 9 year old
by Im_bored_kys December 20, 2023
mugGet the Legomug.

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
by Caleb26 January 21, 2018
mugGet the Legomug.

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol
I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.
mugGet the LEGO Set 420mug.

LEGO

A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023
mugGet the LEGOmug.

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