Indiana Crab Dangle

A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.

I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.

by jose99 October 12, 2006

middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

K money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

Alabama Crag Dangle

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004

Dirty Dangle

When a man and women do butt stuff and she blows him afterwards

I paid $100 for the dirty dangle and it was worth it

by Dirtydanglelover October 1, 2020

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003