pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.

Don’t pee on the pee deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

triple deck

to deck somebody with so much force they see triple.

bro did you see travis get triple decked?

by urmommy6 July 6, 2020

Community Deck

Found playing cards. A deck of cards made up entirely of single, mismatched playing cards found on the street, in bars, on college campuses, in one's neighborhood, etc. Occasionally, a person will do the opposite and leave playing cards around for people to find, perpetuating the hobby.

Today I found a 3 of clubs on the sidewalk. I am one step closer to completing my community deck.

by ScruffyHerbert September 10, 2010

Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011