micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!

Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018

slash dab

not up to scratch. similar to slap dash.

to complete a task in a sloppy, quick, or otherwise very poor fashion, especially of home services/trades people, but can also be a scathing criticism of the standard of work in any task.

"This book is truly awful, especially Jack's anticlimactic slash dab ending."

by Paul Kumnick January 20, 2006

dab tears

When you take a massive dab/wax hit and hits you so good you start to tear up from the oouuee gooey goodness!!

That’s how u take a dab right there bois(dab tears start to fall) , holy fuck that shit made u have dab tears bru!!

Yo Watch me take this fat dab shit bout to make dab tears of joy.

by Rana1 September 6, 2019

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Oh man I just had a great time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Slab-dab

Right in front of you, directly said/physically done, or out in the middle.

The carrot flew across the lunchroom slab-dab onto his tray! What a shot!

The egg went hit slab-dab on Mr Dicks windshield and he slammed on the brakes! Lets get out bootys out of here!

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

gorilla dab

Shaquille O’Neal introduced to the world his ‘Gorilla Dab’ dance,

Shaq is on TNT doin his new dance the "Gorilla Dab"

by WSFR May 26, 2016

Dab

Very concentrated weed, commonly referred to as oil or wax; it contains an incredibly high percentage of THC, and is usually smoked using a vape pen or a rig device. It can also be used as a verb.

Jason and I dabbed our dicks off yesterday.

by dpolotsky June 10, 2014