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Cleveland Browns

A chick with a great body, but ugly face
That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.
by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004
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Grover Cleveland

(noun) the name given to one of those relationships that seemingly everyone must go through at least once in their lifetime in which the two parties break up and get back together a countless number of times. During those longer 'broken up' periods, they cannot bring themselves to have feelings for anyone else but can still hook up or "hook up" with others. Also referred to as a person's 'first love relationship.' Generally the relationship when one or both parties loses their virginity but not always.
Immature Girl: don't let me hook up with you because right now we're 'on again' in this Grover Cleveland i've got going back home.
Me: alright, but you shouldn't really be kissing me then, should you? and when you say 'i wanna lie down...butnotwith you' you should stick to your word, you immature girl.
by rorasaur September 7, 2005
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Cleveland Browns

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team
by deadkitten May 3, 2006
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Cleveland Steamroller

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest while she sucks on your balls and then you roll the shit between her tits.
Claire was embarrassed the following morning in biology class when she found out that Carl had told his friends that he had performed the Cleveland Steamroller on her last night.
by Saint Charles 10 April 15, 2010
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Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr
Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night
by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020
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Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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