Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin

Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022