Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

by blazingbobby January 8, 2014

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Bacon Pancakes

The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.

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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.

Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.

by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017

bacon fuck

(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."

Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.

by telephoned January 16, 2011