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THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.

Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜œ

You can find him at the back of the ๐Ÿ’… NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.

He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.

1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice ๐ŸงŠ cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.

If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.

Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,

It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON ๐Ÿ˜‹ "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 5, 2025
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THAI

Word is, he got married and had kids with a certain individual just to prove a point that he's not bisexual?
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.

He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!

Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
Doug: " yo THAI, is that your LAMBO? You work on the production line just like me and how can you afford such a car especially when you're going through your divorce "

THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I ๐Ÿ˜‰ wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "

FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 6, 2025
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Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
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Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's

These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.

Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

Thai Chili Pepper ๐ŸŒถ

Thai dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Thai Whistle ๐Ÿ˜™

๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ For all his VIP's he performs ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ

The ๐Ÿœ Thai soup ๐Ÿœ

He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "

HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 13, 2025
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Winson Thai

A very angry chinese dude in New York City who hates everything that the world stands for. A Railfan suffering from depression, lack of patience, and anger management problems
"Hey Mark? Who is that angry chinese dude who is always complaining about the subway trains?" "Oh Max that's Winson Thai, he has very bad issues with anything train related... unfortunately".
by TheAngryNintendoNerd July 30, 2023
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thaye

Hottest being on earth. Better be on the watch girls cause he single.
he the one who always goes for big money bag first
Wow thaye is so hot let me get up on him.
damn thaye so hyped
by mikey otterman November 23, 2021
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josie thai

The silliest goofiest bbgiest person ever! dominaurs lover girl and the best person ever tbh.
person 1: โ€œomg yk josie thai??โ€
person 2: โ€œya shes so hot and amazing๐Ÿ˜œโ€
by urmom6667 January 12, 2023
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