When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.
by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.
by Jake February 28, 2004

Slow blow, not to be confused with the popular pokemon slowbro, is the act of slow removal and incertion of the male genitalia into the oral cavity of the female participant, while the female participant simultaniously pumps the grundle of the male participant.
by Raydon Randell November 14, 2010

a perfectly friendly way of telling someone that you are not happy enough to get excited about their promotion.
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'
Samuel did not respond with his usual 'Slow gay' aplomb when Becky confessed she was moving on to 'better things.' Sam winked at the window flyer with Becky's advertisement for her own toothpaste, unable to get beyond the slow-gayness of it all, rubbing his hands cheerfully.
by Domenic Maltempi April 26, 2005

by YouGiveMeButterflys May 21, 2019
