kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

dubz tee

A shortened way of saying "What the..."

Me: Dude, hear about Candice and Cole?
Louise: No?
Me: Yeah, apparently they hooked up last night.
Louise: Dubz tee? She's dog as though!

by PL4GU3R4T May 19, 2010

Tee Berried

Asking for a womans hand in marriage, breaking up, and doing it a few more times.

Jamie was so happy when she got engaged to Joe, but then he Tee Berried her and took the ring back.

by anonymous12010 October 4, 2010

sleezy tee

The Jersey version of a Cliff.

Is it time to go to the club yet? I am totally breaking out the sleezy tee!

by salamat November 26, 2010

Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

by Ghost412 July 28, 2011

Titty Tee

A T-shirt that a girl wears that shows lots of cleavage. Usually gives you a boner and you cannot stop looking.

I was on Skype with Megan and she had on a Titty Tee. It was so hot that it gave me a giant boner and I could not stop looking.

by Peter PizzaGuy December 1, 2011

tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 March 29, 2016