Tactical

Having a wank in between conversations

*Ryan asks a question*
*I answer a question*
Ryan goes for a tactical wank while I'm answering his question.

by RaccerC May 27, 2015

Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

by tacticalboo January 4, 2011

tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.

“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”

by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011

Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.

Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth

by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011

Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better

guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"

by Flexsis November 20, 2011

tacticaler

The Art of being more tactical than someone else.

Michael is tacticaler than matt.

by Tactless December 29, 2011