Swiss Army Spesh

The commonly known term "Swiss army spesh" is when a certain person (usually very emotional) pulls out a swiss army knife on his own friends and threatens them.

I will kill you dead because im the swiss army spesh you dirty canadians.

by Shammyroc January 3, 2010

swiss army knife

a knife with many useless tools on it that the bastards at airport security keep stealing.

dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?

by John Michaelz September 16, 2005

Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

by Jaboloff April 26, 2011

Swiss Logic

Penis Slicer

by Masked Newbie June 3, 2003

swiss suit of armor

A sexual act when a group of 30+ men ejaculates on a woman and the woman then waits for the semen to dry. The woman is then incased in a suit made of dry semen.

Yo nigga, me and the football team and the baseball team all got together last night and treated Sooz to a Swiss Suit Of Armor. The bitch couldn't move.

by Tyco Brahe June 22, 2006

Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016