Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

by Jamjarito January 13, 2019

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019

Swan

A big beautiful bird. But also, a word to describe a beautiful smart woman. But dont make her mad, she will cut you.

Oh she's a swan, don't mess with her unless you want to die.

by Tröuble May 21, 2019

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018