swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie

This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.

by Markstache July 14, 2017

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.

Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS

by josh d' June 7, 2011

Swamp Ass

A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.

"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."

by juckerafison January 31, 2020

Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.

"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"

by Miscusername July 17, 2020

Swamp Jay

Swamp Jay, n. -Another word for a sweaty vagina. Usually caused by extreme heat conditions or athletic activity. The female equivalent to "swamp balls."

The swamp like feeling when your vagina or "vajayjay" gets sweaty.

**Pronunciation:

Swamp \ ˈswämp , ˈswȯmp \

Jay \ ˈjā \

I thought swamp balls were bad until I rode on the back of a motorcycle for hours and got swamp jay.

I have some serious swamp jay after that workout.

by Solnishka September 15, 2017