"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender
*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender
*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*
Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ
by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by playas1234 March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Kyler: So did you go out with Sophia?
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
by Mokadelic March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. Super Straight is a term for those who are closeted to find one another. Primarily used by republicans as they're more fearful of being outed.
Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
by coldtoad March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Someone who can’t pull either biological or trans woman so they bash and seek attention from everyone to be “oppressed”. Being Super Straight was made by a group of neonazi’s in 4chan to hate and bash the trans community.
Mark: Hey man what’s your sexuality?
Jim: Im super straight it means i would date a trans man because he was born a girl biologically
Mark: Awesome
Jim: Yeah but no women or trans women
Jim: Im super straight it means i would date a trans man because he was born a girl biologically
Mark: Awesome
Jim: Yeah but no women or trans women
by 0Truth0 March 9, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.