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Subway

Where the hottest people go and they pee on the bread and eat the cheese with their silly lil toes only baddies work here so if ur a furry and ugly af work at subway
EVERYONE: Ew Subway kidnaps kids

THAT ONE FURRY NAMED LOLA: YESSSS PLSSSSSS
by FartLicker May 21, 2022
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subway challenge

Successfully eating a 6 inch sub with everything on it from subway.
"Dude do the subway challenge."

"I would like a 6 inch sub with everything you have to offer."
by ZP16 April 15, 2014
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NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.
Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA
by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024
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subway roll

subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".

subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.

subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
by Dercarler December 9, 2014
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Subway Sweats

Interchangeable with: Metro Sweats and Underground Sweats.

When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."
by metroSweater December 22, 2013
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Subway surfers

The game you see under a family guy clip on youtube shorts.
Valorant gamer 1: Do you know Subway surfers?
Valorant gamer 2: UMM acTuAlLy I dO.
by The 2nd Right one July 7, 2023
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New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway
by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021
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