When Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly

when you've been waiting for what seems like years for something good to happen, then realize you need to grab some kids to get extra money from the government

I'll tell you when Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly I'll be able to pay my rent, utility bills, and restock on weed... wish I had some kids though so I could get extra money from the government

by P-Man March 10, 2021

scummer

Scummers are people proud to support the great football club of Southampton! We are loyal fans who hate skates with a passion!

Proud to be a scummer!!

by Fetch-bitch November 19, 2004

Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

spummer

Someone who is consistently lame or flaky.

My boyfriend blew off our date to hang out with his mom again. He's such a spummer.

by 3008-3007 October 20, 2008

Scummy Bears

A variation of the popular 'Gummy Bear' sweets.
Scummy Bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc

A Gummy Bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour...

Boy: Would you like a gummy bear?

Girl: Yeah, thanks... Hey! this is a scummy bear! it's covered in fluff and missing an ear!!

Boy: ...I found it on the floor


TV Advertisement: 'Scummy Bears! Now with 25% more fluff!'

by BekkaBecca! March 27, 2009

Spummer

When a year has a short spring and summer, it becomes condensed and is called a spummer.

We got ripped off this year, there was no full spring or summer. It was a condensed spummer.

by checkitoutnow August 27, 2009

Shummer

When something is both a shame and a bummer from an unfortunate incident.

Person A: "Dude, I think I failed out of college."

Person B: "That's a shummer. What a way to go..."

by Christine Hampton September 24, 2011