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Steal

When an item is on sale for a very low price
Those Jordans are on sale for a steal
by MrMeeeSeeks October 6, 2021
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steal

In inner-city DC we say that if you punch someone in the head, you stole them. To steal is to punch someone in the head, especially the face.
Yeah that niggle was beefing, so I stole his ass.

Yeah bro, say that to my face, Imma steal you.
by diopbe22 October 11, 2021
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steal-able bitch

A girl that was in a relationship when u met and u stole…. That makes her a steal-able bitch because it’s likely she will be stolen from u the same way u stole her… she won’t hold u down.
“She was Tyrones girl but chad stole her… she’s a steal-able bitch don’t go for her.@
by Baby Rayne July 8, 2021
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husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012
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Stealing the cumquat

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.
by Russian fatty September 5, 2011
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National steal a cam day

On the 30th of December it is National steal a cam day. this means if you have a friend with the name cam, you can steal them for a day, and they can only respond with "Yes" to a question, or request
Ben: Hey its national steal a cam day!
Cam: oh no, not again...
Ben: Come back here you short stack
by PlebStacker124 November 23, 2021
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Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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