maddie squires

Maddie squires is a fun compassionate hot and funny person they like to hang with a group of close friend but aren't scared to make new ones

She's so hot she must be a maddie squires

by Jbms the best December 30, 2022

maddie squires

Maddie squires is a beautiful person who is fun quite smart well liked hot funny has many friends and is compassionate and is adored by all

She so hot she must be a maddie squires

by Jbms the best December 30, 2022

Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.

The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.

by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024

King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often

"youre such a ben jay squire"

by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025