square vagina

A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.

So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.

by fuzzybunyy_1 November 9, 2007

madison square garden

Where the New York Rangers live.

I want to live their to!

by joe c December 13, 2004

square

slang term for cigarette

"you gotta a square?"

-- do you have a cigarette?

by hip bizzle June 29, 2003

squarecircle

A shape with the properties of both a square and a circle. Sometimes referred to by atheists who claim that God is like such a shape.

Psst... squarecircles don't exist in reality!

by squarecircle August 9, 2006

Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

round-square

To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.

Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...

*POP*

by Coffee May 2, 2005

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008